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Just opened fb. First thing on news feed.

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Bug: Image links open in a weird frame.

reddit_news

Do I really need to see this when I open up my news feed?

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While visiting my parents mom asked me to fix a computer problem she was having and when I got to her computer facebook was open with this GEM looking right back at me from her news feed.

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HEADLINE!1!!!111 Sanders opens restaurant BREAKING NEWS

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Good news! There is another opening available! (Sorry haven't posted in a while!)

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The News About Trump Will Be There When You Open Google Map ( Pakistan,Lahore ).

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When my fist clenches, crack it open Before I use it and lose my cool When I smile, tell me some bad news Before I laugh and act like a fool. (Last of a series)

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Good news, everyone! I’m up for a fancy annual porn award on ManyVids ? Daily voting is open to the public until the 19th, and I have special perks for voters, incl. free nudes! ?

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Good news, a vacancy opened up ??

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I made this within 5 minutes of hearing the news Lil Nas X came out of the closet as an open homosexual

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Good news prime minster of UK says Britain open for buisness

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Good news Daddy! The governor just said I can be back open for business ??

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Stephanie McMahon as WrestleMania news anchor roleplay chat. Open to kinks and story ideas. PM me.

WrestleFapMeetUps

From a news report a few years back of a Chinese Restaurant opening in Russia with topless waitresses. I've only ever seen the pics taken at the time, so I wonder if this was just a publicity thing or it got shut down?

Boob_Holes

Sadia wants her shalwar ripped open and fucked on the desk ! HATEFUCK COMMENTS for more ENJOY Pakistani News reporter and actress

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