Jizz

Since REDDIT'ors aren't showing much attention to the syrians being killed and murdered every day by Assads' army, here is a CAT struggling after being shot. slightly disturbing

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Shout out to /U/little-spermaid. The absolute love of my life! I am gonna marry her someday. Just wanted to show the world! (CAUSE WE ARENT OFFICIALLY TOGETHER) SHHHHHHH. SHE WILL MURDER ME IF SHE SEE THIS BUT I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW! SHE MAH FINE BITCH.

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[F]reak show dildo party murder

gonewild

Kotaku Video Editor Chris Person wants Tokyo Game Show participants to get murdered who try out a specific game

KotakuInAction

Casual murder of a toaster in a popular animated TV show

ToasterRights

How To Get Away With Murder season two reference in last night's episode (very mild spoilers for both shows) (crosspost)

shield, marvelstudios

SLPT: Gonna do a murder? One month before, rob a sperm bank. Then right before the murder, bathe in the gallons of stolen jizz. When the law shows up to find your DNA, every footprint and fingerprint will be soaked in babysauce. Good luck CSI...

NoahGetTheBoat

My teacher wanted to meet with my parents to talk about my grades. They’d murder me, so I had to steal mom’s body. I dressed a little too slutty, but Maybe I can get myself a grade bump. I hope he doesn’t wonder why I’m showing up without my dad... or mys

bodyswap

An unaired episode of Cops showing the aftermath of a murder suicide of a mother and two young children by her husband.

CrimeScene

Notorious mass-murderer and rapist Richard Speck smuggled estrogen into prison to appear more feminine as a survival tactic. This footage shows Speck sniffing cocaine off of his boyfriend's leg and was filmed illegally by fellow inmates in the prison's TV

WTF

A 1982 surveillance video-still allegedly showing a man police believe was the prime suspect in the Tylenol murders, James William Lewis (arrow, top right), watching soon-to-be victim Paula Prince (arrow, center) purchasing a bottle of poisoned Tylenol ca

CrimeScene, MorbidReality