Jizz

In just two Xmases, my friends who are christians, have inextricably associated Xmas and gruesome murder for me. Warning it's Edward Gorey - NSFL!

atheism

Dexter's stepdaughter (don't murder me)

LegalTeens

My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.

scaredshitless

First post don't murder me please.

ladybonersgw

Shout out to /U/little-spermaid. The absolute love of my life! I am gonna marry her someday. Just wanted to show the world! (CAUSE WE ARENT OFFICIALLY TOGETHER) SHHHHHHH. SHE WILL MURDER ME IF SHE SEE THIS BUT I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW! SHE MAH FINE BITCH.

pics

Do I have to worry about a hypnotized murder crazed bending unit coming after me?

futurama

It seems like every second planet I visit lately, there's some pissed off penis-monster out to murder me

starbound

You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you, uh, ask me to do murder, for money.

pimpcats

Not the typical post here, but still super gorgeous ;) (Please don't murder me)

WtSSTaDaMiT

The VA denied my PTSD claim because of lack of evidence. A week later the army sends me the bloodstained jeans I wore the night my comrade was murdered. It's been 7 years since the incident. I need answers.

pics

On Vegas strip last night, found a guy selling. Text him saying I'm ready, 20 min later he says I'm outside your hotel. Hop in murdered out escalade. Hands me a ball in this vile. 300$ A++

cocaine

She can murder me any time

hugeboobs, sweatermeat

Well for me, my box cutter tried to murder my thumb.

Justrolledintotheshop

Children are getting raped and murdered? Let me buy some gold, that should fix it!

ImGoingToHellForThis

We're all narcissists. Murder me.

ladybonersgw

THEM: OMG! Abortion is murder! ME:

childfree

pls veri[f]y me! ? writing "color" instead of "colour" brutally murdered a piece of my soul :(

gonewildcolor

Got into an argument about abortion and he called me a baby murderer

OopsDidntMeanTo

From murderer to donator...forgive me father.

ConfusedBoners, u_UniqueOrchid, TwoBestFriendsPlay, shittyrobots, u_Drekguy08, PutYourDickInThat, specializedtools

Old, heavily period stained panties for sale! They've been worn for two days while conducting a mock murder investigation for class, so they're full of stress sweat, and they've been masturbated in twice, so they're full of cream too. DM me to get them wh

usedpanties

[Selling] Old, heavily period stained panties. They've been worn for two days while conducting a mock murder investigation for class, so they're full of stress sweat, and they've been masturbated in twice, so they're full of cream too. DM me to get them w

usedpanties

[30ish M] if my gf knew I was doing this she’d murder me! But I need the attention ?

RateMyNudeBody

Hey gang! Sooo I'm playing Trivia Murder Party at a friends!! I am trying to get a full house playing! I know this is not lbgw material lol but I figure if any subreddit knows me, it's this one! Room code is AICL. If you play, join us! I've posted with a

ladybonersgw

[F] In honor of Hump Day, I bring you a post-coitus smile. Thanks, random fan, for not murdering me ?

gonewild

My teacher wanted to meet with my parents to talk about my grades. They’d murder me, so I had to steal mom’s body. I dressed a little too slutty, but Maybe I can get myself a grade bump. I hope he doesn’t wonder why I’m showing up without my dad... or mys

bodyswap

[F] Tickle me and I'll murder you ?

gonewild

"How ironic! That little bitch who murdered me so she could buy my house didn't think I'd come back as a powerful ghost. Now I can take over her beautiful, young body at will!"

OldAgeRegression

When a potential client says he doesn’t know how he will react to being with me, a transgender provider, what I hear is “I might murder you, hope that’s ok..” ?

ClientCringe

cant work anymore -- inherited coffee grinder died on me -- my livehood was murdered

MyWorldInMeMe

When a potential client says he doesn’t know how he will react to being with me, a transgender provider, what I hear is “I might murder you, hope that’s ok..” ?

ClientCringe

This girl was sentenced to 30 years in prison for multiple murders. I would have been saddened if it hadn't allowed me to recover her body through the Prison Swap program. It would be a shame to waste so much youth and beauty...

OldAgeRegression, bodyswap

When my son's wife murdered me, she planned everything to cover her tracks... except the fact that my son had a powerful shaman as a friend. A shaman who, after invoking me to know the truth about my death, punished my murderer by extirpating her soul in

OldAgeRegression

This killer was mocking me. I failed to prove her guilt in the murder of my wife. But I didn't lose. A spell and the ghost of my wife took possession of her murderer. May she burn in hell!

OldAgeRegression

This cuck murdered it with a 9 and 9 roll, what girl will he want to see uncensored? Kik me at itstylin

Cuckik