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MMC after we nosedive immediately after takeoff

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MMC after I have a heart attack while climaxing

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MMC after I sit on the train tracks

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MMC after I plug myself into a car while wet

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MMC after I square up to the wrong person and get a hole in my neck

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MMC after I light fireworks in my mouth

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MMC after we t-bone a turning minibus taxi in South Africa

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MMC after we drunkenly fall into the elevator shaft

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MMC after forgetting that my partner sleeps under our truck for a break

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MMC after I make this sub a new banner that's hopefully more tasteful

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MMC after my figure skating instructor plays around with a gas gun

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MMC after I'm murdered over a game of mahjong

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MMC After we get killed in airstrikes

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MMC After i get electrocuted

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MMC After i die from a tire explosion

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MMC after we get shot in our car in broad daylight

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MMC after the police accidentally shoot me in the head while trying to arrest me

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MMC after we get into an argument and fall off a balcony

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MMC After i get shot while trying to rob a prison guard

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MMC after I get hit by a drunk driver

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MMC after I run for office in Mexico

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MMC after I commit robbery

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MMC After i try to escape from this burning building

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MMC After i get stabbed to death by a man whom i rejected

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MMC After I get into a brutal car accident

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MMC After a robber takes my phone and then shoots me

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MMC After we are killed by an ATGM strike

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MMC after my accomplice accidentally kills me during a robbery

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MMC After the store owner shoots me to death while we try to rob his place

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MMC after I accidentally blow myself up while trying to throw a grenade

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MMC after I get in any of the blind spots ("dead angles") shown in this great French PSA promoting safety concerns when around commercial trucks. No death, injury, or violence.

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MMC after I try to free a bird stuck on a power line

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MMC after I blow my arm off with a grenade in a fight

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MMC After i get executed

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MMC after a wood plank falls on me

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MMC After i get into a brutal road accident

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MMC after the police execute us

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MMC After i get executed by drug dealers

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MMC after I pursue the people who robbed me

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MMC After i hit a pole while trying to perform a stunt on this train

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MMC After my head smashes into the ground after hitting a pothole

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MMC after we are publicly executed

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MMC After we get executed by hitmen

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MMC after I get thrown off a balcony

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MMC after I teach mobile users how to play imgur links. Just tap the imgur text and your gif will play

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MMC after I get stabbed in front of the police

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MMC after I get into an argument

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MMC after I try to do my job as police

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MMC after we get killed by hitmen in a restaurant

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MMC after we got in a car crash

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MMC after a former soldier shoots me in the head because he thinks I'm a drug addict

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MMC after I jump off a building

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MMC After i drink rat poison

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MMC after I got caught in a machine

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MMC after I run into a truck because a dog spooked me

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