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I celebrated Tabaski in Senegal on Friday. I wandered around my neighborhood sacrificing sheep with my host brothers to the music of Michael Jackson. Here's me with our sheep, Henry. Part of him at least! Perhaps [NSFW]

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And to answer the most asked question: Do you have anal sex ALL the time? No. But if I say yes to a video he starts thinking all *Michael Bay!* (Ask me about the whip cream sometime :P) Here is a gi(f) of us, good ol' (m)issionary.

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Michael, do you always close the office when you're not here?

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Here, let me put Holly Michaels on your face!

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Hey vsauce, Michael here

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Here's a proposition for Jillian Michaels......we all get to shoot our loads all over that sculpted hot body, and then any woman she chooses gets to lick the dripping jizz off her glistening lesbian frame while we watch. Best of both worlds.

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Hey Vsauce, Michael here

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Referenced Gianna Michaels for this study. I'll delete if this doesn't belong here

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Here is a picture of Michael Jordan. What a legend.

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Michael wanted a silly underboob shot in my sports bra, wanted to share it here too! So Squish.

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Michael wanted a silly underboob shot in my sports bra, wanted to share it here too! So Squish.

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Hey V-Sauce, Michael here!

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[M]y friend Michael commissioned this from me and asked me to share it here. Happy birthday Mike!

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