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MARK TWAIN: THE ORIGINAL SPACEDICK FAGET

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Mark Twain on Religion

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'Whenever you (f)ind yourself on the side of the butt, it is time to pause and reflect.' -Mark Twain

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An imagineer programs Benjamin Franklin and Mark Twain in "The American Adventure" in EPCOT Center's World Showcase. (NSFW because illusion breaking and whatnot)

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This guy went to the Maury Show dressed up as Mark Twain.

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"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody." ~ Mark Twain [F]

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"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than those you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the wind in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." — Mark Twain, Great American Writer

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Mark Twain?/Marx?/Dad?

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Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain (1835-1910) photographed shirtless in 1883.

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Mark Twain Collectors Edition

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. ~Mark Twain

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