Jizz

I lost a bet... So I'm diving in head first. Roast the shit out of me, I'm already basting by the fire! Probably NSFW

RoastMe

If I'm ever lost in the woods, my dick can serve as a compass, sundial, fire starter, and I can beat back bears with it

MassiveCock

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

KittyCore

Lost in the fire

cunnilingus