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Friends dog was tortured in Upper Ballinderry this morning around 9am, if anyone knows who these fuckers might be please call the local police [kinda NSFW]

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The locals call it the chee-bye leaf.

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They have these dick pills at my local gas station. They're called "Street Overlord."

pics

I AM TEACHING A CLASS NOW DOWN AT THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY. IT'S CALLED NIGGERFAGET101.

spacedicks

You and your wife are called in by the local principle. You're running late and walk in to find..

Cuckold

My buddy got a logo design job for a local porn company called "Tap Studio." He asked me for some inspiration...nailed it

funny

I work at a local pizza place and a customer called us asking for a bird on his box. This is what I drew.

funny

A local Facebook page from my hometown that likes to call itself a news source.

lgbt

From a local weekly paper called the metroland in NY's capital region! NSFW!

funny

Local school art project called 'candlelight' (NSFW)

funny

[NSFW] the local club in my home town called "The Dome" has always been a breeding ground for trash

trashy

"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'

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Half Dome was originally called "Tis-sa-ack", meaning Cleft Rock in the language of the local Ahwahnechee people. 1321x960

GWCOEPBot

Locals call it the "Glory Hole". This is not photoshopped

natureismetal

The locals call this formation "Everest" - Upper Antelope Canyon, Arizona, USA.

GWCOEPBot

Driving to what the locals called the worlds most dangerous road. Bolivia

GWCOEPBot

Hey folks, saw this on my news feed and was disgusted. Should I contact my local SS field office? Mind you, this dude called me delusional not 24 hours ago.

The_Donald

Pulled put at local wal-mart yesterday. A guy walked in as I was putting it away. It was a close call!

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Local escort who calls herself "Sexy Mamasita"

trashy

In Portland a local strip club has started delivering food to people's doors calling themselves, "Boober Eats" we ordered one for our friend's birthday and this is how they showed up.

mildlyinteresting

This lady is disappointed to have her entry for "best kept railings in AltBoobWorld" rejected. The judges deemed this to be a fence. "3 generations of my family have called these railings" she said recently in a local newspaper report.

AltBoobWorld

In case of ingestion, call your local poison control

badwomensanatomy

I met this saucy little minx who gave me this free show in Praha (as the locals call their city) in the Czech Republic.

PublicFlashing

Our local farmers have established so-called "flora belts" for the bees in their fields (Funen, Denmark).

u_whhe11

Adriana was halfway through her topless dance when her cell phone backstage was called by her local gun store. Her NFA background check finally came back, 13 months after she applied. Now she can suppress her Kimber. Meanwhile, Mickey kept shouting someth

VictoriasSecretNSFW

While your friends would call older women MILFs you would think of them as MILBs... mom's you'd like to be! Now look at you, offering yourself to the local delivery boy, who sees you as a MILF... with a little something extra.

thefutureofboys

Is my baby okay ? The one prior looked almost metallic grey. Tried calling the local hospital but got transfered to Telehealth and they said a nurse will call me back in 12 hours. Nothing calming has come from Google searching so asking complete strangers

baby

Came to my local library to find this book, but the librarian called the police on me. You won't keep it from me for long, dammit!

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On Saturday afternoons, I went to the local park fully feminized. I knew there was a chance that boys from my school would also be there, but I hoped I was so passable as a girl that instead of bullying me and calling me a faggot, they'd ask me for a blow

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