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If it wasn't for [m]y wang, I would've killed myself by now. Realized tonight it's about as thick as my wrist. While my life is in shambles, all I have to do is get a boner and I'm proud as hell :) I love you guys.

gonewild

""Crohn's disease has completely altered the course of my life and put my body through hell and back. My ostomy ("Leroy") is a wonderful reminder of how amazingly tough, resilient and amazing my, and every body is; and of how precious each day is."

CrohnsDisease

My dad. a disabled Applebee manager who has religiously voted Applebee all his life, is feeling the Bern. When I told him Bernie was running he said "Oh, I know. He's liberal as hell, but he's fought for me as a veteran and if he stands a legitimate chanc

circlejerk

**SPOILER** This asshole is posting spoilers all over reddit in really odd subreddits. I've tried contacting Mods but is there a way we can make this guy's life hell...He's a real winner

StarWars

This is seriously the worst bar in Hell? I've seen worse in real life! From Hot Damn #1

comicbooks

Who the hell is that child's life insurance provider?

ImGoingToHellForThis

What the hell is this bug?! Never seen it before in my life.

australia

My daughter is exactly like my ex wife, a radically conservative uptight bitch. Harsh, I know, but the both of them make my life hell. My ex wife sent me condescending texts regarding alimony last week, so I borrowed my daughter’s body and got her belly b

bodyswap

Life is hell

BikiniBodies

You come home late to moaning sounds from Mommy Christina's bedroom. You check up on her and when you open the door you see your childhood bully railing your mom. Your own mother is getting her ass pounded by the guy who made your life hell.

CelebrityMommy

LIFE OF THE PARTY type of white bitch "PRETENDS" a HORSE IS FUCKING HER IN HER ASS! This white bitch is funny as hell! I would have fucked her in her ass FOR REAL! AND LICKED IT! WEIRD ass white bitch! (Wish I could have smelled that horse dick when she p

DogHoes

[F]ucking life is a hell of a lot of fun, but with whiskey;) Angel f19

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