Jizz

This is relevant to the news as of late.

IRLG

Breaking News: Mod Ash awoke late at night to the smell of tea. He sniffed and whiffed as the aroma filled his nostrils. He toddled on his way to the kitchen...An exotic alien enticed him with sweetness. It was too late. Ash was probed from behind, captur

2007scape

The good news is, your device works. The bad news is, we’re going to be late to your sisters wedding.

shrinkingwomen

Some good news! If you'd like to meet in person, I'll have space in my diary for a few in-person dates from late August. For more info, see the link in the comments...

AmeliaSwann