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[NSFW] Fresh John Cena Meme

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There is a blind dank memer in our neighborhood and this boy (69 yrs old) walks his meme from one grass patch to another every day before school to make sure he finds John Cena

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TIL since the SNES wasn't powerful enough to emulate Bernie "Cory in the House" Sanders' inauguration/sex tape, it actually contained all the hardware of John Cena's dank meme machine without the screen. (Rick and Morty amirite?)

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Circlejerk News 'meme expert' John Cena arrested for lying about 27-year career as WWE champion

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TIL Bernie Sanders (Lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers) was only 7 years old when he beat John "Don't Call Me John "Dank Meme" Cena" Cena in the 2016 election

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TIL The 'most loved man on the internet' saved dank memes by lowering the prices of his famous drug by 5000%. After officials wanted him to reverse the change he let John Cena beat them up keep all dank memes safe.

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TIL John Cena was an Isis MEME and he fought for BOOBS.

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