Jizz

Should flexibility make it onto a resume? (nsfw)

funny

Be employer; reviewing resumes; "progamming experience: CSS on reddit"; ITTIG (Into the trash it goes)

Polistan

I got a new phone, I shall break it in should anyone want to join for a romp through debauchery. Also, taking applicants, turn in your resumés for a full time "sexy receptionist" position, and loads of other positions

MassiveCock, penis

Okay, I [f]ibbed. It's technically morning, so the search resumes

gonewild

That's one lucky dude even with acting. To be that close to Carla Gugino Pu$$y is a lifetime experience. Would put it on my resume.

JerkOffToCelebs

It's that time of the month, which means monthly discounts for you! Offering premades, [GFE], and [rate] now and resuming custom [vid], [kik], [cam], and [pty] orders Tuesday. Don't wait, I'll be on break the following week!

Sexsells

Save it for your resume

trashy

One time a girl said I had a pretty dick, so I put it on my resume.

cock

I completely screwed up my panty peel video! It was already recording when I went to start it, so I mistakenly stopped it, did my thing, and then resumed recording when I thought I was pressing stop. So the video just shows me putting my clothes back on!

BehindGonewild

I'll be your cute asian gf if you have a small cock! I'll talk about how big it is :) my kik is the same name as here. Message me with your "résumé" hehe. (Not actually the girl, just pretending - I'll be her from the beginning)

jobuds

After a few weeks of consistently large doses, it’s time to take a short self-imposed break from my testosterone propionate treatments. I recently noticed some extra hair growth, but after a short break it will subside and I’ll be able to resume growing m

GrowYourClit

Barely getting responses - IT Resume

resumes

My YouTube TV subscription resumed today and this is the first thing it showed me :(

ClevelandIndians

I know y'all don't really follow me for SFW posts, but I really like something about this picture- so I wanna share it with y'all ?? [I'll now resume regular thotposting ?]

u_princessmorefucks, lewdblackgeek

[M22] Hope you’re all having a good night ?, in honor of my cake day here’s my white cock. Worship it at your leisure. Also remember that this quarantine is temporary and our kinky race play filled sex lives will one day resume. Until then, stay healthy,

raceplay

Some wholesome content for you since it’s Sunday ? naughtiness resumes tomorrow ?

u_Simone_Asian, AsianCuties, AsianHotties, GoneMild, Sexy_Asians, randomsexiness

flexing my angles like it's a sex résumé (it is I guess?)

FrontBackGW, u_carc363636

"how it started" meme but with a glory hole twist. I am a sissy who serves cock. period. I serve cock and have sucked well over 500 cocks at glory holes and adult theaters and will resume that service post Covid. I am very good and swallow every load

CaliSissies, FemBoys

Can I put it on a vanilla job resume that I’m really good at taking pussy selfies?

pussy

When she awakened her ageshifting abilities, I didn't think my mother would take the opportunity to resume her career as a hooker. "Sorry, honey! I've always told you it's always been the best job I've ever had."

OldAgeRegression

My college male English professor said it would look good on my resume if I tutored the school's struggling football players. I said I would. Not long into the tutoring, I noticed they only paid attention if I was dressed in women's clothes. Luckily for t

EffeminacyAndFaggotry

MRW My name is Ray Amuro and I’m a professional dancer but somehow my resumé got mixed up with someone with a similar name and now I have to fake it to make it in the business.

u_Wright2k