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[50/50] KFC's original recipe of 11 herbs and spices | A man working out the cremaster muscles in his ballsack (NSFW)

FiftyFifty, WTF

My phone has a built in warning system for us gays. I guess I'll continue browsing for Mediterranean recipes from the safety of the bomb shelter out back.

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To collect my loads I squeeze my dickhead into this jar (tight fit!) Saves any stray shots being lost! Unload my balls, then refrigerate it or pour it in the freezer container. Today I added it fresh to the recipe I'm working on going out in the morning!

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My recipe? I take 1 Liberator pillow, add 8 inches of dildo, marinate clitty for 24 hours in cage, add 2 clamped nipples, and cover the whole thing with a pink Victoria's Secret nightie. I ate every ounce of what came out like a good girl.

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