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So, I gave in and made a NSFW list, but while I was browsing amazon, I came across this and had to share, hahaha.

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[Gifted] to Orejo! This is the safe-for-work announcement of your NSFW gift. Have an excellent time getting lost in these tales.

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[thanks] Morthy & Osgood -- these will definitely come in handy ;)

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[Gifted] Another Random choice: iloveyourpenis. A NSFW gift in honor of your name! It was marked as highest priority...

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[Gifted]Opinionatedsouthern 1st place in NSFW Flash contest

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[Thanks] so much Quietly_Alice for the contest winnings! It's about to get sexy up in here.

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[Gifted] More Mother's Day NSFW Gifts for the sexy mothers of RAOA: PaganPirate, Casual_t (PlaidSuitPants your order number is in here accidentally)

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[Gifted] Moms want to have fun too. NSFW items for these mothers. We have some sexy moms here in RAOA. Lexyophone, Damnyoureloud, Pandas_Mom, LadyAccountant, Lizzopizo, Homeallday, PerforatingVizen, Swtrbl555, Plaidsuitpants, RissaBel, Sumpinlikedat, Adal

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[Gifted][NSFW] Pandas_Mom, the rightful heir to the crown in PaganPirate's "King, Queen, Star" contest. Queen Honey Boo Boo simply must be redneckanized! <3

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[Thanks][NSFW] To Matronix for my super luxurious new panties. Haven't owned a non-Target piece of underwear in years. These sure beat Hanes! Don't be afraid to open the link, I'm not about to subject anyone to my 55-yo ass in bikini undies. lol

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[Gifted] I don't have a side in this war, but I agree that it needs more dinosaurs (i_draw_dinosaurs)

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[Gifted] (Kaemii) It never ends. Envelopes lying in the dirt. Plastic hanging off the wire. Men reduced to generosity and kindness. I just want to go home and see my family.

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[Thanks] Adalab - Fun stuff in the big box... Had no clue what would come in a box this big. NSFW fun, that is what.

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[Gifted] HAPPY BIRTHDAY BREAKFASTONAMIRROR!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 !!! Don't say you're old because I'm right behind you O.O Wish I was in ATX with you to celebrate, but I'll be camping =) From Nate and I!

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[Gifted] [NSFW] **Winners** from the $50 in prizes! Must be over 18 to enter! (details in comments)

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[Gifted] Doctorohw. If your snaps are any indication, these should come in handy. From KidCadaver & qizi

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[Gifted] UndergroundPhoenix - thanks for being such a great friend to everyone in the daily thread. (nsfw)

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[Thanks] taz030708 (I assume) for the riding crop.. technically not NSFW, but I think you can tell by my facial expressions that it shall be used in NSFW ways. ;D

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[Gifted] Happy birthday, the0therwhitemeat! I hope this helps you learn to cope with the giant elephant in the room. ♥ ya dilly!

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[Gifted] Winner of NSFW Contest Details in Comments [NSFW]

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[Gifted] dragonflyjen - Thank you for the smiles... hopefully this little item puts smiles on your face. Oh and must be used in conjuction with the tiara.

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[Thanks] Matronix for the lube!!!! Here is a picture of me using my lube in action!

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[Gifted] I said what what in the butt? I said what what in the butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Lets do it in the butt, okay... Enjoy some beads of the anal variety. I think I'm going to make this my thing. Yup, anal beads are going to be my

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Dear /u/Sknightx, you are absolutely crazy in the best way possible. [Thanks] sooooo very much for the Kelp, it's AMAAAZZING! I may never leave my room again. I love it!!!

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[Thanks] CarTarget for helping this broke almost-lawyer celebrate passing the bar in style! (NSFW language/alcohol)

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[Thanks] MeghanAM for the capsule machine! I was going to post some photos of it in use, but they make me look like a drug dealer.

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[Thanks] for Ender's Game, Wretchedrenee! Now in "3D".

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[Gifted] some books to folks who participated in my reading discussion yesterday.

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[Thanks] justabaldguy for the Sweater Weather mp3! Just in time for fall.

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A very belated [Thanks] to camidono! It's been too long since I had one of these in my bed ;D

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[Thanks]RoseMadderX I can now rid my kitchen of the evil that lurks in there!!!!!!

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[Thanks] AWildMattAppeared for the COOLEST new sweatshirt. [Caution: Boob in Picture]

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[Gifted] /u/angelicbabygirl for living in the same state as me or something

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[Thanks] Chronos42 for the MP3! Gonna turn it up in this empty office!

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[Thanks] Coolio23 for the Arctic Monkeys song, so here's a picture I drew of monkeys in the arctic.

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[Thanks] Stefanie H for the microbe. This is as close to one of these as I have been in a long time. NSFWish

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[Thanks] for the red mustache, fuckmeblind! Er...nevermind, it's actually naughty rope. In that case, OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH. I've been wanting this for forever <3 You're the best!

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[Gifted] Ninja1017. These should arrive just in time for Valentine's Day ;)

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[Thanks] fuckmeblind for the NSFW item! It will come in very...ahem...handy!

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[Gifted] Purrimacatpurpur! Expect something NSFW in the next two days. :)

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[Gifted] purrImacatpurpur for being the raffle winner in my NSFW Contest

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[Gifted] Karmakerosene for the entertaining line in my NSFW contest

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[THANKS] NSFW Thank you to who ever gifted me these cute honey flavored condoms, Turns out Honey in Japanese means Numbing Lava! :p

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[Thanks] pyroglass for the CAH expansion! Now I can start my world domination...in style

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Just acting like a little slut in some panties

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First post felt good. Here's another of my grower. Vid included in comments.

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A topless and busty Faye in a pair of bloomers (tridisart)

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[Gifted] sunsetburst a SFW item to use in an NSFW way

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There's no way she could hide that thing in her pants~

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Her panties can't hold it in

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Cow TF Animation [F Human -> F Cow, Belly Expansion, Pregnant, Lactation] by Patchyeah (+Audio in comments)

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Bowsette in Peaches room

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Elf in the morning

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Imagine a mod like this in the game

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She came prepared in case there's more mouths than nipples

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Tiki in Nowi's clothes (SamanatorClub)

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