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NSFW - An old classmate from middle school, who mostly uses Facebook to share horoscopes and motivational platitudes, fat-fingers god-knows-what and accidentally makes my entire week. Thanks, kid from math class. Bonus: "someone took my phone..."

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The Playboy Horoscope (April 1968)

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A matter of misfortune, should have read my horoscope before going to bed

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My horoscope said good things are coming

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According to your horoscope

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You believe in astrology? That's capricorny. You don't find the fact that all pisces of a horoscope lack specificity fishy? It's all a load of ♉?

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My horoscope says you have to come cuddle with me~

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Your daily horoscope

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Horoscopes are bunk...unless they say what you want to hear. [group] [implied threesome]

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Read your horoscope carefully

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