Jizz

The current state of /r/hitmen

funny

Rape hitmen.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Chinese Hitman hired a Hitman, who hired a Hitman, who hired a Hitman, to do the job https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/10/25/chinese-developer-five-hitmen-sentenced-after-failed-murder-outsource/4094899002/

u_CrocodileTeeth

MMC after hitmen find me while I try to chill on my phone

MakeMyCoffin

MMC After we get executed by hitmen

MakeMyCoffin

MMC after we get killed by hitmen in a restaurant

MakeMyCoffin, u_PomegranateWoof