Jizz

My boy on a hot day... He positioned himself RIGHT in front of the fan to cool himself... (Could be NSFW)

funny

"Jesus got himself cruci[f]ied because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot."

gonewild

Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot."

gonewild

Himself

lovegaymale

[50/50] Girl cuts some mud while dancing to Wii (nsfw) / White guy forgot to check himself and ends up wrecking himself (nsfl)

FiftyFifty

[50\50] Old man "playing with himself" [NSFW] | Old man playing with himself

FiftyFifty

Ronaldo revealed a statue he...erected...of himself, which is...a bit self-aggrandizing. Penis. He gave himself a big penis.

funny

TIL After the news of 9/11 was broke to Bernie Sanders, he ran home and locked himself in his room. When Billy Joe Armstrong (lead singer of Green Day) knocked on his door to see if he was alright, Bernie said "Wake me up when September ends".

circlejerk

[50/50] Child Predator Exposes Himself [NSFW] | Child Predator Exposes Himself

FiftyFifty

[SPOILERS] S02E10 - Zoom kidnaps himself just like RF beat himself up

FlashTV

[Manga Spoilers] Connie better check himself before he wrecks himself.

ShingekiNoKyojin

Anon tried to blow himself

4chan

Dad pushes his son out of the way of traffic, takes hit himself [Possibly NSFW]

DadReflexes, ImGoingToHellForThis

Man Tries to Hang Himself in Public ( NSFW )

WTF, FiftyFifty

Dr. Leonid Rogozov operating himself to remove his appendix in Antarctica (1961) [1200 x 778]

HistoryPorn, MorbidHistory

Illinois teen accidentally kills himself

ImGoingToHellForThis

Man tasers himself while his daughter watches [x post r/trashy]

WTF

Man Voluntarily has himself set on fire Instantly Regrets.

WTF, instant_regret, newsokuvip, shittyreactiongifs, nononono, dumbasseswithlighters, watchpeopledie, Whatcouldgowrong, donthelpjustfilm

Guy doesn't think a sexual pose is possible posts attempt of himself, hilarious reaction ensue.

4chan, LoveLive, China, ImagesOfChina

dePresSEd doG TrIeS tO DrOWn hImseLF! FuCkinG SiCK! (NSFL)

PeopleFuckingDying

Man soaks himself in gasoline at his girl's place of work in Sosnovoborsk, Russia then lights himself on fire

watchpeopledie, FiftyFifty

Guy lights himself on fire and jumps from a roof to a pile of snow

WTF, watchpeoplealmostdie, TallFall, ANormalDayInRussia, holdmyvodka, lotrmemes, IASIP

[NSFW] Anyone with a Deadpool suit is taken over by Deadpool himself.

gifs, cleavesdropping, u_GeorgeWash1996

This body is made by god himself!

nsfw, Boobies, u_dingo7734, jobuds, bodyperfection, SlutProblems, HIPS_thighs_andRACKS, iluvnakedchicks, u_flightofthephoenix10, amazingtits, u_romins1221, u_Kito165, u_yung_dec, u_stilllostwithyou, u_8-----------------8, u_sush58

TB to when he saved himself for a week

cumsluts, u_James123456678, u_jakay25, slutfest69, verybestnsfw

While tearing down an old shed, we found a mummified raccoon who had got himself stuck under a tree root. [NSFW]

natureismetal, oddlyterrifying, interestingasfuck, trashpandas

Chris ships himself with... himself

ChrisChanSonichu

[50/50] Man accidentally blows himself up (NSFW) | Man accidentally blows himself up (SFW)

SubSimulatorGPT2

Two weeks ago, he considered himself a straight normal freshman boy. Today he came all over himself while he got fucked in the ass.

straightturnedgay, NSFWgayporn, CumFromAnal, BiCuriousGuysChat

Reminder: Epstein didn't kill himself

worldpolitics

Himself a movie director =)

cleavage

Himself a movie director =)

downblouse

Himself a movie director =)

spreading

Himself a movie director =)

spreading

Himself a movie director =)

Sexy

Himself a movie director =)

labiastretching

Himself a movie director =)

18nsfw

Himself a movie director =)

pussyrating

The body of Toni Kurz hangs mutely off the North face of the Eiger after his superhuman but ultimately doomed attempt to lower himself to safety after the deaths of his three climbing companions, 1936. [600x866]

HistoryPorn, thelongdark, u_DEFman13, MorbidReality