Jizz

So i posted a pic of a toy clown my cousins got me on face book a while back, today my friend was tagged in the photo and hes so scared of clowns

scaredshitless

My brother dislocated his shoulder while racing me. We had a nice trip to the ER and hes fine now, they just popped it back in. This is nothing compared to other longboarding injuries but just wanted to remind people to wear protective stuff. [a bit NSFW]

longboarding

Oh nooo hes back again

ANTILEIFSWAGKYRKAN

Oops hes sticking out. Who wants to tuck him back in?

men_in_panties

She confessed to fucking on of my friends behind my back for a month now. Not only is he cuming in her but hes also much bigger then me. Would you want to fuck her in secret?

WouldYouFuckMyWife

I hope hes coming back for me. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on makefastdate.com to contact me!

gaggedselfies