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Me and my friend used to draw pictures on MSN messenger to kill time at work. I found

Me and my friend used to draw pictures on MSN messenger to kill time at work. I found this from 5 years ago [NSFW]

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I'm home for the holidays, and I noticed my mom was using my old novelty pen to fill

I'm home for the holidays, and I noticed my mom was using my old novelty pen to fill out her crosswords [NSFW]

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So I bought a used truck today and my little brother asked me what the daddy was

So I bought a used truck today and my little brother asked me what the daddy was doing to the mommy... (slightly NSFW)

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Two Guys One Bike: This is on a 5 day biking trip, in the San Rafael Swell. Mike

Two Guys One Bike: This is on a 5 day biking trip, in the San Rafael Swell. Mike and Pat Attempting to use a one seated bike as a tandem bike, the picture taken at the perfect moment, R.I.P. Patrick Strohm (Left) you were a fun friend!

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Used my roommates' bathroom, went to wash my hands, looked up, and......

Used my roommates' bathroom, went to wash my hands, looked up, and......

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My mom said that this was the only good picture of her and my dad together, so shes

My mom said that this was the only good picture of her and my dad together, so shes using it as her facebook profile picture. To the left is me, in reddit apparel.

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I was going to tease someone for using the word 'namaste' and google showed me this.

I was going to tease someone for using the word 'namaste' and google showed me this. Hot.

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My coworkers and I used to pass around NSFW images before the internet even existed.

My coworkers and I used to pass around NSFW images before the internet even existed.

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Why didn't anyone tell me we could take pictures from r/WTF and use them for chain-spam

Why didn't anyone tell me we could take pictures from r/WTF and use them for chain-spam FB messages? NSFW?

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And it's useful for glazing too.

And it's useful for glazing too.

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Started using Google Drive for the first time. Set up a folder for me and my friend

Started using Google Drive for the first time. Set up a folder for me and my friend to use and here is what he did to it. (Kinda NSFW)

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Hadn't used and Etch-A-Sketch since I was a kid. Its all about committing to the

Hadn't used and Etch-A-Sketch since I was a kid. Its all about committing to the drawing, ignoring the mistakes and to just keep moving forward.

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I used to think their names are Trey Parker and Matt Stone, but YouTube knows better

I used to think their names are Trey Parker and Matt Stone, but YouTube knows better (mildly NSFW)

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And you decide to use the iphone

And you decide to use the iphone

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my GF got to see this when she used my PC.. thanks reddit and google chrome

my GF got to see this when she used my PC.. thanks reddit and google chrome

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Things that are nerve-racking: Saving a NSFW post while at work and using hover zoom,

Things that are nerve-racking: Saving a NSFW post while at work and using hover zoom, when there's another NSFW post right below it.

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So, we use an x-ray van and we went to test it without knowing this guy was walking

So, we use an x-ray van and we went to test it without knowing this guy was walking by.. Slightly NSFW

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Used my friends Original Source Mint and Tea Tree shower gel. How the rest of my

Used my friends Original Source Mint and Tea Tree shower gel. How the rest of my shower felt.

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What possible use could Satan and Saddam Hussein have for this? (NSFW)

What possible use could Satan and Saddam Hussein have for this? (NSFW)

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My stepdad used to be Jason Mewes (jay of the jay and silent bob fame) sponsor once

My stepdad used to be Jason Mewes (jay of the jay and silent bob fame) sponsor once upon a time. Unsurfaced a good picture of him dicking around...(NSFW)

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"You can paint them however you want and I will use them in my Warhammer game."

"You can paint them however you want and I will use them in my Warhammer game."

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so...my ex is still using my apple id. meet her new boyfriend and her nipple

so...my ex is still using my apple id. meet her new boyfriend and her nipple

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I go through 10 pages today and THIS is the page Chrome uses??

I go through 10 pages today and THIS is the page Chrome uses??

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Planted my garden using homemade compost, glacial rock dust, lime, and a whole lotta

Planted my garden using homemade compost, glacial rock dust, lime, and a whole lotta lube.. [NSFW]

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I let my fiancé use my iPod and when he gave it back this was the home screen...

I let my fiancé use my iPod and when he gave it back this was the home screen...

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I told my wife I was going to make my 6 year old son a zombie for his thank you card

I told my wife I was going to make my 6 year old son a zombie for his thank you card since he had a monster themed party. She thinks I got carried away and wont let me use it :(

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(NSFW) New and used from.... Thanks anyways, Amazon.ca

(NSFW) New and used from.... Thanks anyways, Amazon.ca

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Found this image of my sons mean and nasty teacher from years ago on my computer.

Found this image of my sons mean and nasty teacher from years ago on my computer. I asked him what this picture is and he said when he was in 7th grade she made him so mad one day he came home and learned how to use photoshop just to make this. Gave me qu

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My religious friend was using my computer, now I realize why they paused on the home

My religious friend was using my computer, now I realize why they paused on the home screen and looked at me awkwardly

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I bought a Galaxy Note 3 yesterday and my wife just asked if she could use it to

I bought a Galaxy Note 3 yesterday and my wife just asked if she could use it to draw me a picture

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Performed an audit last night and found this in a cubicle. I should have issued a

Performed an audit last night and found this in a cubicle. I should have issued a violation for improper use of a meme.

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I'm doing a research paper for a psychology class and I need to use images for certain

I'm doing a research paper for a psychology class and I need to use images for certain types of fetishes. Should I use this one?

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I use hover zoom on chrome, and this is what came up when I tried to look at a post

I use hover zoom on chrome, and this is what came up when I tried to look at a post about pork dumplings (NSFW)

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My friend used my Amazon account and left his info on there, so some other friends

My friend used my Amazon account and left his info on there, so some other friends and I ordered him a nice new toy... Apparently the dog found it... (Slightly NSFW)

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Girlfriend got a 'lifeproof' case and was excited to use it in the pool. This was

Girlfriend got a 'lifeproof' case and was excited to use it in the pool. This was the first 'cute picture' she tried to take.

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On date, the conversation turned to cum. Developed a formula to establish cum dispersed/cum

On date, the conversation turned to cum. Developed a formula to establish cum dispersed/cum consumed. Using the MDF(male.dispersal.formula) and FCF(female.consumption.formula) we determined the GPY(Gallons.Per.Year) and GPYC(Gallons.Per.Year.Consumed) AND

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A guy I used to play baseball with sent this picture in to tosh.0 and he used it

A guy I used to play baseball with sent this picture in to tosh.0 and he used it on his show (possible nsfw)

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When I was a young child I would use my hand and trace it to draw a turkey, look

When I was a young child I would use my hand and trace it to draw a turkey, look at how my art has advanced with my body! Happy turkey day and enjoy them giblets!! NSFW

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...and I was sitting in his chair, using his mouse.

...and I was sitting in his chair, using his mouse.

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Used the Cyanide and Happiness random comic generator. I am stoked with the result.

Used the Cyanide and Happiness random comic generator. I am stoked with the result.

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I was at the fertility doctor with my wife and I asked to use the restroom. It turned

I was at the fertility doctor with my wife and I asked to use the restroom. It turned out to be THAT kind of restroom. NSFW

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First time using the DVD player in our new flat. I press eject and out pops this.

First time using the DVD player in our new flat. I press eject and out pops this. [NSFW]

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I see your Swedish slut, and raise you Danish slut (been waiting to use this for

I see your Swedish slut, and raise you Danish slut (been waiting to use this for quite a while now).

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Set that really cool pic of Jupiter's moon as my wallpaper and let a female coworker

Set that really cool pic of Jupiter's moon as my wallpaper and let a female coworker use my phone. Big mistake.

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Just using the bathroom at work and I see this. Ironically NSFW.

Just using the bathroom at work and I see this. Ironically NSFW.

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Use your free hands to browse reddit and forget about your newborn with our new hands

Use your free hands to browse reddit and forget about your newborn with our new hands free model! NSFW

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My sister in law was over today and used my computer. This is what I saw when I turned

My sister in law was over today and used my computer. This is what I saw when I turned on my monitor. I think she's trying to tell me something.

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[NSFW] During a biology dissection, I disemboweled a fish and used its flesh to create

[NSFW] During a biology dissection, I disemboweled a fish and used its flesh to create body parts and accessories, turning it into a fish man

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My wife was experimenting with different cake icing methods and tried using coconut

My wife was experimenting with different cake icing methods and tried using coconut milk. Introducing "Bu-Cake-ee"

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Used a note and lighter to crush coke and it landed in an amazing spot.

Used a note and lighter to crush coke and it landed in an amazing spot.

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NSFW My girlfriend was using her Facebook on my computer and told me to look at an

NSFW My girlfriend was using her Facebook on my computer and told me to look at an ad...

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Visiting my friend when he picks up the tablet his children (4 &9 y/o) use

Visiting my friend when he picks up the tablet his children (4 &9 y/o) use to look something up and awkward hilarity followed. Will update with video history soon....

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The Super Sexy Orsi

The Super Sexy Orsi

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I've been using this for months and only just noticed an error, then another...then

I've been using this for months and only just noticed an error, then another...then another... Dude who made this likes Tablespoons

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My arachnophobic girlfriend couldn't use her phone for five hours because her daughter

My arachnophobic girlfriend couldn't use her phone for five hours because her daughter was using her phone before school and I was out.

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Leah Gotti

Leah Gotti

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Katya Clover

Katya Clover

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Masha P

Masha P

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