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Seen this gem in a french magazine while standing in the checkout line...(NSFW)

Seen this gem in a french magazine while standing in the checkout line...(NSFW)

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Why I love Brazil [Line Chart]

Why I love Brazil [Line Chart]

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Greatest Pick-Up Line Ever [NSFW]

Greatest Pick-Up Line Ever [NSFW]

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My wife had an idea for a new line of cologne, she's pretty sure it'll fly off the

My wife had an idea for a new line of cologne, she's pretty sure it'll fly off the shelves

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That's quite the pickup line, my dear (NSFW)

That's quite the pickup line, my dear (NSFW)

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How On-line dating works [NSFW]

How On-line dating works [NSFW]

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Best movie pickup line.  Ever.

Best movie pickup line. Ever.

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Whose line...?

Whose line...?

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Porn chat ads are getting weirder and weirder with their opening lines... [NSFW]

Porn chat ads are getting weirder and weirder with their opening lines... [NSFW]

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The line was just too long.

The line was just too long.

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What does Reddit think about MY tan lines?

What does Reddit think about MY tan lines?

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New cake line from Publix (NSFW)

New cake line from Publix (NSFW)

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Dr. Seuss has a new line of work? (slightly NSFW)

Dr. Seuss has a new line of work? (slightly NSFW)

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Do you guys like tan lines?

Do you guys like tan lines?

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Sometimes NSFW just lines up right.

Sometimes NSFW just lines up right.

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NSFW that moment when two post line up...

NSFW that moment when two post line up...

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For my cake day, I present to you a pipe-lined platform diagram of a USB that my

For my cake day, I present to you a pipe-lined platform diagram of a USB that my professor drew and had no idea why everyone was laughing.

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Lined up nicely: Some black guy is gonna love the shit outta pokemon

Lined up nicely: Some black guy is gonna love the shit outta pokemon

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These two posts lined up just perfectly

These two posts lined up just perfectly

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Whatever line there was, I think I crossed it

Whatever line there was, I think I crossed it

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Standing in line at Starbucks...Miami-style

Standing in line at Starbucks...Miami-style

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So, I'm in the drive-through line for Taco Bell...

So, I'm in the drive-through line for Taco Bell...

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Funny how they lined up [NSFW][Penis]

Funny how they lined up [NSFW][Penis]

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In honor of Dennis Farina here's my favorite line from my favorite character.

In honor of Dennis Farina here's my favorite line from my favorite character.

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Best pick up line ever!

Best pick up line ever!

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My favorite line from this movie

My favorite line from this movie

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"Okay Bob, let's check the replay." "Right, and this section here,

"Okay Bob, let's check the replay." "Right, and this section here, drops right off a bridge. You will see riders taking a line which is on the screen...and that is because there is a big hole..."

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The best line in the 007 franchise. [mildly nsfw]

The best line in the 007 franchise. [mildly nsfw]

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I've crossed the line now haven't I?

I've crossed the line now haven't I?

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Tan lines.

Tan lines.

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They now sell it in a can! Line up, ladies!

They now sell it in a can! Line up, ladies!

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My friend had to complete community service at a recycling plant when this came down

My friend had to complete community service at a recycling plant when this came down the line.

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It would suck If I put the punch line in the title, wooden tit

It would suck If I put the punch line in the title, wooden tit

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One of my favorite lines tonight from the Bill Nye / Ken Ham debate.

One of my favorite lines tonight from the Bill Nye / Ken Ham debate.

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Not entirely sure how I end up in these places but here's a blurry picture I managed

Not entirely sure how I end up in these places but here's a blurry picture I managed to snap last night of a midget dressed as a pimp snorting a line of coke off a stripper's tits in a bath tub...

funny, WTF

The tan lines would be interesting

The tan lines would be interesting

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Sometimes Reddit just lines up NSFW

Sometimes Reddit just lines up NSFW

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How my mobile image gallery lined up

How my mobile image gallery lined up

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I love it when thumbnails on /r/all line up perfectly. [NSFW]

I love it when thumbnails on /r/all line up perfectly. [NSFW]

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A black line changes things

A black line changes things

funny, slugsonmydick

That's gonna be a nice tan line!

That's gonna be a nice tan line!

funny, photoshopbattles

Guy with a vuvuzela and a Pringles can covering his dong, waiting in line for nachos.

Guy with a vuvuzela and a Pringles can covering his dong, waiting in line for nachos.

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If women used raunchy pickup lines

If women used raunchy pickup lines

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"Congrats on graduating art school! Your mother told me you already have a job

"Congrats on graduating art school! Your mother told me you already have a job lined up."

funny, fresh_funny

If women used pickup lines

If women used pickup lines

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Just received a resume from a porn star. This is my favorite line.

Just received a resume from a porn star. This is my favorite line.

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The Drought's Golden Lining

The Drought's Golden Lining

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Due to extreme boredom I started writing negative pick up lines...I'm calling them

Due to extreme boredom I started writing negative pick up lines...I'm calling them Drop Down Lines. Here are some of the highlights so far. [NSFW] because of the "voice" I used.

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NSFW Someone hit a power line near my office today, causing us a major power outage.

NSFW Someone hit a power line near my office today, causing us a major power outage. It was a real dick move.

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Sex at the Florida Georgia Line concert [NSFW] kinda

Sex at the Florida Georgia Line concert [NSFW] kinda

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They started drawing the last line and realized what they were drawing

They started drawing the last line and realized what they were drawing

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Oh pickup lines....

Oh pickup lines....

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Stood in line at the store for 10 minutes, staring at this

Stood in line at the store for 10 minutes, staring at this

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The way these thumbnails lined up. (nsfw)

The way these thumbnails lined up. (nsfw)

funny, mildlyinteresting

Why you shouldn't cut in line at the bar [NSFW]

Why you shouldn't cut in line at the bar [NSFW]

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Quick reminder of what the guys in the front lines are filtering from the front page.

Quick reminder of what the guys in the front lines are filtering from the front page.

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Aussie help line

Aussie help line

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when you search for a background pattern with 'blurred lines', and this happens..awkward

when you search for a background pattern with 'blurred lines', and this happens..awkward

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Line between SFW and NSFW

Line between SFW and NSFW

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Sometimes my Subreddit thumbnails line up in interesting ways [NSFW]

Sometimes my Subreddit thumbnails line up in interesting ways [NSFW]

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