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FunFact™ - I will sometimes leave a few words off of a comment otherwise in keeping with my whole pathetic "uSeRnAmE cHeCkS oUt" thing in order to be able to edit in an addendum I am literally 1000% certain will be needed later.

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FunFact™ - I will sometimes hold a few words back in a comment otherwise in keeping with my whole pathetic "uSeRnAmE cHeCkS oUt" thing in order to be able to edit in an addendum I am literally 1000% certain will be needed later.

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FunFact™ - a lot of the time these days it's not even an initial comment that was my point. These days, my initial comment is just the setup. The punchline is the response I am LITERALLY ONE *THOUSAND* PERCENT certain it will receive.

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Bonus FunFact™ - me making posts basically custom-made for, and that otherwise make an average of 100-10,000 fake internet points *in* subs I'm banned from feels exactly like having millions of dollars worth of currency in a country that doesn't exist any

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Funfact: my favorite color is red

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