Jizz

A breakfast burrito using the first eggs from our own mawfuckin chickens! And some slice breakfast ham from a family friends farm. Organic as fuck, dawg!

drunkencookery

I can't stand the guys that, when you tell them you're with family/friends, they tell you to leave 'for a sec' or to 'sneak out.' How about fuck you?

lolgrindr

"Rub-a-dub-dub, come fuck me in the tub ?" I sent the text and the picture to everyone in her contact list; friend and family. I hopped her for making my life hell. Now it's my turn to return the favor.

bodyswap

You're dead, Your friends are dead, Your family's dead, Your fucking pets are being skinned alive, You suck at life, The whole world hates you, Your going to hell, Live with it, Game Over. ( がけっぷちニーソックス) [Friday the 13th]

rule34

Lets chat about that one family member you always wanted to fuck. Be down for chat and trade, the bustier the better. Pic is a friend of my family member, kik in comments. 18+ only

jobuds

horny as fuck. Feed me your wife/gf or family and let me degrade them. Help me cum while the wife is out with friends. Kik figobboy (pic unrelated)

jobuds

horny as fuck. Feed me your wife/gf or family and let me degrade them. Help me cum while the wife is out with friends. Kik figobboy (pic unrelated)

jobuds

Horny as fuck. Feed me your wife/gf or family and let me degrade them. Help me cum while the wife is out with her friends Kik figobboy (pic unrelated)

jobuds

Scarlett Johansson would be the type of girlfriend who would fuck your friends and family and not even hide it from you.

JerkOffToCelebs