Jizz

Someone tried to make a "fortune cookie cake" for an Asian themed office party, but decided that the finished product wasn't for public consumption. [NSFW-ish] (x-post from r/pics)

reddit.com, pics

Either this fortune cookie is trying to tell me something or they aren't trying anymore...

funny

Come on GOP, even my fortune cookie gets it.

politics

They forgot my fortune cookie :( [NSFW]

funny

Fortune cookie teller knows what's up

Psychonaut

Fortune Cookie Wisdom

funny

Fuck you too, fortune cookie

funny

Yes, I think I will. My husband thanks you fortune cookie.

BlowJob

My fortune cookie was double wrapped and had an interesting shape.

mildlyinteresting, funny

Fortune cookie anyone?

firstworldanarchists

Are you stealing a fortune cookie?

funny

Fortune cookie knows

bdsm

Fortune Cookie

funny

[50/50] Fortune cookie | My Girlfriend's Fortune Cookie (NSFW)

FiftyFifty, mildlyinteresting

Cassie Lang's fortune cookie

pussy

Got this fortune cookie today. Guess I know what I'm doing tonight ;)

Sissies

Learned a new Chinese word from my fortune cookie NSFW

pics, funny

Little message in fortune cookie.

littlespace

got this in a fortune cookie just after doing a big shot (transcription in comments)

opiates

Like a fortune cookie, it's better if you add "in bed".

ladybonersgw

MRW I open my fortune cookie at Panda Express to find there is no fortune inside.

reactiongifs

Cassie Lang's fortune cookie

pussy, vagina

Took my sub to get Thai food today. This was her fortune cookie. Never have I seen such a relevant fortune.

bdsm

Fortune Cookie Fail

funny

Fortune cookies

nugporn

Would you have your way with her fortune cookie?

WouldYouFuckMyWife

Tonight's Concert Against Humanity came with fortune cookies and I had one that was very relevant to the show's emails

cardsagainsthumanity

Fortune cookie

SpankingPictures

Fortune Cookie

ImGoingToHellForThis

Fortune Cookie

ImGoingToHellForThis

Fortune Cookie [F] (Toots)

yiff

I think our fortune cookies tonight we're trying to predict something.

bdsm

How many times would you cum in my gf’s fortune cookie?

WouldYouFuckMyWife

...a fortune cookie for you all...

FuckYou

fortune cookie

GirlsWearingVS

Like a Chinese Fortune Cookie: Morning Coffee... in Bed

ondww, CoffeeGoneWild

Surpisingly on-point fortune cookie

kink_irl

Fortune cookie socks ready for a good sniff - Venmo and Cash App accepted - $15

TheSockDrawer, usedsocks

My fortune cookie from the China Buffet.

u_DarthOswin

Even my fortune cookie knows your life is mine

PayPigPen

The fortune cookie knows

BratLife

Tasty fortune cookie. [F] (k0ira)

Feral_Yiff

Would you like to eat my fortune cookie? ??

AsiansGoneWild

Worst. Fortune Cookie. Ever

worldpolitics

Come check out our ? Fortune-Cookie Collection on our Premium page!

u_TwoSexyAsians, BreedingMaterial, AsiansGoneWild, Nude_Selfie, asiangirlsforwhitemen, asians_gif, juicyasians, AsianAss

Just got this in a fortune cookie.

wowthanksimcured

[Dragon] Fortune Cookie by Virmir

Inanimate_TFs