First Call Outs

FIRST POST, I had some friends over and they were calling out what their chicken

FIRST POST, I had some friends over and they were calling out what their chicken fingers looked like... a bird, a whale, a bunny and this is what I saw when I looked down at my plate..... (NSFW?)

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[f]elt bad for deleting the first. Thank that dude who was "99% sure" he

[f]elt bad for deleting the first. Thank that dude who was "99% sure" he knew me. Probably calls out anyone he thinks he knows in porn video sections too. But know this, no girl or guy who posts here should ever have to worry about it. Sex education was i

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Wife called me frantically from work because she couldn't find her iPhone. Decided

Wife called me frantically from work because she couldn't find her iPhone. Decided to try out the Find My iPhone feature for the first time. Guess what started beeping?

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after she found out he had spent most of their money on games, she called me up to

after she found out he had spent most of their money on games, she called me up to give him his first taste of cock

Bisexy

My brother is in a loving relationship, has a mortgage and recently became a father

My brother is in a loving relationship, has a mortgage and recently became a father for the first time. In every way he USA mature man I am proud to call family...except his Christmas cards he sends out. This is this years 'effort'. NSFW

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Successful Roll Call. First time with ECP. Busted it out and the sun came up, shining

Successful Roll Call. First time with ECP. Busted it out and the sun came up, shining perfectly on my line. It's a sign from Junkie Jesus.

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And then in 1949…. I did an anal scene…. It was one of the first anal pornos

And then in 1949…. I did an anal scene…. It was one of the first anal pornos out there….. Milton Berle gave me a call and asked me to come visit him…

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Does anybody knows who is the actress, the first on the left? If you need resource,

Does anybody knows who is the actress, the first on the left? If you need resource, the movie is called "I Transferred Out Of My School, And I Was All Alone... 9" or just search for FSET-553, Thanks in advance.

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This is the image that Marine Le Pen tweeted out that the EU is calling a crime.

This is the image that Marine Le Pen tweeted out that the EU is calling a crime. Would be a shame if this was the first thing we saw when searching for RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM.

The_Donald

Blacked out, applied for jobs. Went to the interview drunk this morning, got a call

Blacked out, applied for jobs. Went to the interview drunk this morning, got a call saying I got the job...somehow. Woo. Anyway. Here's my first post here.

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5' 4" interested in subbing. Skills include lack of self confidence and ability

5' 4" interested in subbing. Skills include lack of self confidence and ability to make myself so absolutely anything to be called a good boy. Coming out of my she'll for the first time ever

gentlefemdom

A man handing out bibles on campus called me ma'am today ? So here's my first gif

A man handing out bibles on campus called me ma'am today ? So here's my first gif ?

FemBoys

out of these two, which one would you fuck first and why? call them whatever, sluts

out of these two, which one would you fuck first and why? call them whatever, sluts etc. anything go's...

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Your GF Selena Gomez on a girls vacation, calls you to tell you she has her pussy

Your GF Selena Gomez on a girls vacation, calls you to tell you she has her pussy hanging out by the pool, waiting for the first black cock that wants to take her back to his hotel room

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[selling] My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people

[selling] My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time. S C: tine_brooke22

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My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out

My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time.

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My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out

My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time. S C: tine_brooke22

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My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out

My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time. S C: tine_brooke22

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My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out

My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time. S C: tine_brooke22

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Penis, Dick, Cock, Jizz Machine... Whatever you call it, I want to see it! ? Get

Penis, Dick, Cock, Jizz Machine... Whatever you call it, I want to see it! ? Get a custom [RATE]! Also check out my fan club with a 75% discount for first time subscribers! <3

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The sign said "Emma's Magical Clothing Emporium." I stepped inside and

The sign said "Emma's Magical Clothing Emporium." I stepped inside and picked out a pair of jeans, but also a pretty dress for my wife. When I walked into the fitting room I felt the dress call to me. It was tight at first, but my body shifted as I pulled

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