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It's not my fault you fell down. But I'd be happy to mount you like an unformatted HD, then insert my 64 bit OS....fuck she's hot

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GF fell asleep mid massage and didn't get her happy ending. Anyone want what she's missing?

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I fell down the stairs today, and dropped a computer tower on my knee. It's still happy though.

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I'm so happy to be here my boxers fell off!

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Sent this to a potential unicorn. Things fell through but I was still pretty happy with how it turned out

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Felling Happy,,,,

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Oldyoung felling a happy couple togheter.

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Felling happy today :P Addd SugarKelsey

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F/29/5’3 [225>175=50] 1 year. I was happy with my progress so I relaxed and fell off track; gained 12 lbs back. I really want to keep myself motivated to make it to my goal weight of 125-130 by my 30th birthday in October.

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Felling Extrs Thick Today ? Happy Friday

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Happy Mercury Retrograde! I fell off my scooter.

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"Happy New Year!" Midnight. Adriana's client promptly stood up, dropped a fifty, and left mid-dance, tears in his eyes. "His wife died today," said Josephine, some guy motorboarding her breasts. "Four years ago; he fell asleep at the wheel." Adriana sighe

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Plans fell through because of my busted shoulder, so it's Resident Evil and popcorn for me tonight ? Happy Halloween ??‍♀️ [F]34

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Woops my pants fell off...and my boxers...and I'm happy to see you

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