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expiration dates [nsfw]

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So this is a few days old. Old boner. No expiration date. Cuz boners don't expire. Well, they do but not in the traditional sense.

penis

Not a new pic, but so what? The heat it packs has no expiration date.

treatemright

It makes my mouth water. Some memories should have an expiration date.

seethru

[9.5] stoned as shit and I notice the expiration date

trees

did she had already her expiration date? you are the judge

FestivalSluts

no expiration date on this one

AgedBeauty

Use before expiration date...

milf

As a 40 [F], are my breasts still considered sexy or are they past their expiration date?

RateMyNudeBody

Remember to read the expiration dates on your vegetables!

ImGoingToHellForThis

No expiration date

Titties

?? I'll Never Forget the date my milk expires ??

ImGoingToHellForThis

Improving expiration date algorithm

anal_gifs

[Sun Care] SPF 100, applied every hour (give or take). I've been told it may have expired but there is no date on the can, purchased about 5 years ago

SkincareAddiction

True beauty has no expiration date

AgedBeauty, Hotchickswithtattoos, u_Hecatonchire30, u_jebhohh467

WAATGM Mod explains why being a virgin spinster has an expiration date and why it's hard for women to tell on their own. TLDR: If you're a virgin woman over 30 but "still can't find a decent guy", STFU because you're without excuse.

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

Redeem Before Expiration Date

Hololewd

Expiration dates are just guidelines right. More of oops on thiskarma.com

oops

Hypergamous wymyns refuses to lower her standards, to settle with a mere mortal man. I guess she'll just have to slide right past the expiration date on her eggs. Tick tock, eggs rot, inspin snot....

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

True ebauty has no expiration date

public

Sunblock can expire. Please make sure yours is within date and stored properly

MakeMeSuffer