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Reddit, i have been lurking you for almost two years but i signed up to present to you what went down on my newsfeed.

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Too many holiday treats and drinks have me feeling down, so I turn to pie. As the sign says, "Sexy Women Have Messy Kitchens."

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I was going to verify myself but now I realized I held the sign upside down...

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i went for a cruise in California about a year ago. I went down this hill near the Hollywood sign. this was after bailing off.

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Signed up (f)or the police force but was politely turned down.. Ok not really just a TBT pic! Halloween! Who likes costumes?!

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Where do you sign up to be around when something like this goes down?

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Only during move-in weekend at SCSU would President Potter show up to make these lovely people take down their sign. *Mildly NSFW?*

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A sign at my local bar that's been shut down (NSFW)ish

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its a good sign when she puts a towel down first

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Nazi Flag torn down by Allied soldiers from atop the city hall in Moosburg, Germany on 29 April 1945. It was signed by over 100 POWs and donated to the Mighty Eighth Air Force Museum.

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So excited I held the sign upside down...

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Traveling down this road, watching the signs as I go

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Martina getting bigger and bigger (with no signs of slowing down)

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[NSFW] More on the based Chicago Trump supporter who ripped down protestors' signs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Dump truck with raised bed knocks down road sign, it falls on a pedestrian, killing him instantly

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Sign in front of spa down the street....seems like a reasonable amount to charge.

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I go down Norman Mount every day on my way to work. I noticed this minor modification to the sign today.

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Looking (f)or verification! (Bonus pic of me holding the sign upside down ??‍♀️)

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Irrefutable signs...she never turns it down...

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Shivers down your spine, the telltale sign of your first-date nervousness.

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Everyone is talking about what a miracle it is that the cross still stands in the Notre Dame Cathedral. It's made of stone and metal. Literally no part of it is flammable. So did God save the non-flammable altar as a "sign" did he burn a church down?

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4 months and they show no sign of slowing down :P srs only a year away!

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Naked man climbing down from a stripclub sign tackled by police yesterday

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Peace Sign Down

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I want to pull Emma Stone's pants down and lick her asshole while she signs autographs from her adoring fans.

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I'm too tall for this mirror, so I had to set the verification paper down, but whatever! Peace signs!

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This POS almost caused me to lose a finger when I went up to take this fascist sign down, good thing I noticed it before I grabbed it.

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