Jizz

LPT: My favorite technique for male self-pleasure. I only wish I had devised it as a teenager.

LifeProTips

Hey guys! I've devised a formula to break Reddit!!

funny

St pattys run. Full on Irish [M]ode! Placed 3rd in my devision

runwild

Attempting to use one of these strange devises ...

ladybonersgw

Mouth devised underboob

TheUnderboob, RealGirls

Released today: petite and nerdy Carla B devises an unconventional pen holster

AbbyWinters, GirlswithGlasses, sillygirls, petite, PetiteGirls

CoonTowner devises brilliant plan to make the US the greatest country in history, involving: forced segregation and forcible dislocation of millions, an invasion of another country for no reason, expensive military walls as borders, and a complete disrega

AgainstTheChimpire

[[VIEWER DISCRECHION DEVISED]] Sum fuccboi collage laboritory is holding mr skeltal + friends 4 ransom! Please retweet or forward to spred awarness!!1!!

ledootgeneration

So feminist subreddits out there describe the pretended, artificial, role-played superior woman inferior men meet and know, which is the female role feminism has devised for restraining inferior men and protecting women from them. But r/MD shows the real,

maledom

When we put our heads together, mom and I devised a way to save on the water bill over the holidays.

gifcest

On Freselio 6, they have devised a simple way of making sure the slavegirls have good abs

SFandFslavegirls

On Meekar 12, engineers devised a Rube Goldberg-inspired slavegirl alarm clock designed to get a man up in the morning

SFandFslavegirls

Getting ready for some Fleshlight Fun. Help me Devise who i Fuck Kik werk4twerk

jobuds

I told my daughter I wasn't comfortable with her going to a sorority party with her only being 18 without supervision. I made the mistake of telling her it'd be okay if I was there. She devised a way that I could be there and she could go. She swapped me

bodyswap

When she blindfolded and earmuffed me and left this 40 yo to my own devises for too long I didn't know I would be playing for an audience - she now ties me up before leaving, haha

DadsGoneWild

When she blindfolded and earmuffed me and left this 40 yo to my own devises for too long I didn't know I would be playing for an audience - she now ties me up before leaving, haha

DadsGoneWild

[F] Poppy has devised a new "Surprise test" to see if guys are the hero she's looking for. [Rimming][Femdom][Facesitting][Artist:Forastero]

hentaicaptions

The Cox Submarine Gun was devised to puncture the hull of a sunken submarine in order to supply air to the trapped crew

u_tendinseas69

Big Brother contestant Jaiden is in the Diary Room, complaining about the cooking rota that Mikey has devised

AltBoobWorld, u_Necropath6969

Sir, Today I discovered my parlour rugs be covered with dust,soot and smuts to a most disagreeable quantity. On approaching Minnie, my most recent hire, I discovered she had no knowledge as to cleaning. I quickly devised a system whereupon I might gauge t

gonewanton

Sir,After 4 brandies reading Mr HG Wells,a thought: I might find the horse racing results in The Sporting Times & travel back a day to place bets. I devised an apparatus with maid Abigail assisting. Fearing my device would not transport inanimate obje

gonewanton

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OnHerBack

You and your girlfriend devised an interesting way of resolving arguments: just fuck one another until the other gives in! [Artist: Yellowroom] [Fuck and Make Up] [Creampie] [Girlfriend]

hentaicaptions, u_pitchardg