Jizz

Dead man (finally) walking! (Not really dead, but almost 2 moths on crutches made me feel like I was!)

ladybonersgw

"This is so dangerous. Like if an animal drops down on me, I'm dead."

mindcrack

the sunlight hit me dead in the eye like it's mad I gave half the day to last night [f]

gonewild

IT LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAID THIS IN A VOICE THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

spacedicks

r/funny didn't like me making fun of dead people

IGTHFT_HAM, ImGoingToHellForThis

I found this dead snake outside of my house in Kampala, Uganda. It looks like it ate a mouse, and then the mouse tried to bust out from the inside. Can anyone identify it for me? Spoon for scale. (x-post r/whatisthisthing)

whatsthissnake

I want you to [f] uck me like a "choose your own adventure" book. Even if you end up dead, go back and try again.

gonewild

YESTERDAY I DID IT NEXT TO AN OLD MAN WHO HEARD IT AND LOOKED AT ME PISSED OFF IT SOUNDED LIKE A PANCAKE HITTIN THE FLOOR SILENT BUT DEADLY IT REEKED!

THE_PACK

Hope you like my red dead redemption costume ? and fifa is my jam if you want to play against me anytime ?

eGamerGirl

(F) Even though i know you all like to see me wild and naked, i think we can all agree on that flying through the air is the real wildness ;) (Okay i'll stop, joke is dead) (Atleast my boobs stay perky in free fall ;))

gonewild

"They opened to me urgently Like lilies from the dead. Behind a fine embroidery, her nipple rose like bread"

onmww

Me, black and white, looking like a washed up dead fish on the beach.

hotguyswithtattoos

After a long jog my white bitch spreads her asshole for me to get a sniff and man that shit stank bad as hell! On my dead grandma! That shit smelled like CIGARETTES and CAT FOOD on my dead grandma that shit stank bro! It dont look like it though because i

RuthlessHoes

Deadly Trio. Like me ? I'm waiting for you on meetlovefast.com

MistressTangent

Deadly Trio. Like me ? I'm waiting for you on makefastdate.com

MistressTangent

Your greetings to me are like blowjobs to a dead man.

IWantToSuckCock

Your greetings to me are like blowjobs to a dead man.

horny

Your greetings to me are like blowjobs to a dead man.

GodAsshole

Your greetings to me are like blowjobs to a dead man.

asshole

Your greetings to me are like blowjobs to a dead man.

buttplug

Your greetings to me are like blowjobs to a dead man.

SlimandStacked

Your greetings to me are like blowjobs to a dead man.

latinas

wanna ride me like a cowboy and call it a Red Dead Redemption 2 roleplay? ?

gaymersgonewild, gayotters, GaybrosGoneWild