Jizz

If ripping off chunks of flesh on your fingers is called 'degloving', when you do the same thing to your feet is it called 'deslippering'?

crinjuries

I like to think that he did this while rollerblading.

crinjuries

Thus ruining the career of the greatest hitch hiker to ever exist.

crinjuries

They said he could become anything so he became a porcupine.

crinjuries

They call him 'The Living Stop Sign'.

crinjuries

At least he won't have to spend money on having to buy a pair of toenail clippers.

crinjuries

so my friend decided to jump in a questionably sketchy lake (crosspost from wtf)

wince, WTF, crinjuries