Jizz

It's my real life cake day...I'm in the middle of nowhere and the rest of my party has crashed for the night. Moar?

ladybonersgw

My juicy balls crashing the party

Balls

Me and my friends attended a New Years Eve yacht party as sissies. After the captain drank the LSD spiked punch he crashed the ship. We were the only survivors, we woke up looking a bunch of frat boys in a boat coming to save us. I know they will find out

EffeminacyAndFaggotry