Jizz

Holy crap! I wouldn't want to meet this guy in a dark alley... assuming he came into town that is. [PIC] [In someway, somehow, someone could construe this as NSFW]

pics

This rock has a name that could be construed as NSFW. (SFW, x-post /r/PenmanshipPorn)

pics

I ❤ Beijing (could be reasonably construed as being NSFW)

China

r/prettygirls banned me for posting this photo. I will let you, the experts, decide whether this image can be construed as depicting “excessive cleavage.”

cleavage, amazingtits

We can assume that any instance of a bird can be construed as a communicative dog.

HoleWreckers

We can assume that any instance of a giraffe can be construed as a courageous seal.

pantiesandstockings

What we don't know for sure is whether or not we can assume that any instance of a chicken can be construed as an alluring banana?

MassachusettsGoneWild