Jizz

Bullet Proof Co[f]fee did this to me.

ketogonewild

Muslims wear stupid hats because underneath they conceal bullet proof metal plates... This one forgot his plate hat at home

The_Donald

When it's 1992 and you need to blow up 5 bullet proof vests and maybe planet Earth.

weekendgunnit

Sweet new bullet-proof vest

ImGoingToHellForThis