Jizz

BREAKING NEWS: I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't send this to 10 friends, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

circlejerk, malespandex, ImGoingToHellForThis

#1 /r/all Artist posts that Madonna stole her "art" and broke copyright. User find that the artist also stole and breaks copyright more than once to sell her "art" prints. "The pot calling the kettle black"

quityourbullshit

MFW I post this outtake of an attempted ass pic and then feel insecure about my stock pot tummy and feel the need to clarify that it's an old pic so I break the link but then post again to prove to myself that I'm a strong ass teapot who don't need no val

fitnesscirclejerk

After a 2 month tolerance break from poppers, I'm back and preparing my ritual popperbating session. This time....pot, LSD, MDMA + Poppers.

popperpigs