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Griselio Torresola, a Puerto Rican nationalist, lies dead in front of the Blair House after being shot during an assassination attempt against President Truman, 1950. [1746x1271]

HistoryPorn

Photos from the Truman assassination attempt - 11/01/1950 (story in comments)

Presidents

Given the Donald Sterling and Cliven Bundy controversies and media assassination attempts...

AdviceAnimals

New York City Mayor William Gaynor moments after he was shot in the throat during an assassination attempt by a disgruntled city employee on board the SS Kaiser Wilhelm der Grosse docked in Hoboken, New Jersey, 1910. [1400x1034]

HistoryPorn

Phantom ASSassin (First attempt on ecchi things)

dota2smut

[50/50] Tarsier's ears move constantly | Russian businessman assassinated after multiple prior unsuccessful attempts. NSFW/L

FiftyFifty

Security footage of assassination attempt

hitmanimals

Normandy Assassination Attempt. [Mass Effect, Commander Shepard, Femshep,]

rule34

Mods' Bday post omits James Cromwell as Prime Minister Nayrok in TNG S03E11 "The Hunted". Great episode. Actual footage of attempted assassination enclosed (NSFW).

startrekgifs

Failed assassination attempt. [Femshep, Mass Effect, Commander Shepard]

rule34

Failed Normandy Assassination Attempt

futanari

Assassination attempts on Adolf Hitler, March 21, 1943

fakehistoryporn

[f] I survived an assassination attempt from my cat ?

gonewild

This fat fuck tried to kill me. Guess who's dead now and who lived to post about the attempted assassination!

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