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is it just me or this wildly inappropriate for google news

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How I feel about the latest Apple keynote

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BREAKING NEWS Bernie Sanders and John cena where at Apple bees then the kill them.

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The Washington Post and Apple News waste no time spoiling the show for me. (Spoilers extended)

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Fuck you Apple News for spoiling Endgame for me. (⚠️MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILER ⚠️)

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PSA: Stay off Apple News!!!! (⚠️MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILER⚠️) Screw you Apple for ruining this for me.

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