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Alton Brown Approved Beer Holder (He only likes multi-taskers) - NSFW

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Alton Brown's Smoked Paprika Chicken is probably the best thing I've ever made. It's too easy, tasty and fun to cook not to share

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I wonder if this is from Alton Brown's personal collection...

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I bastardized Alton Brown's chili

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Alton Brown's kitchen?

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Newly released cellphone footage of the Alton Brown shooting.

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