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Not touching this until it reaches dose no.5

Not touching this until it reaches dose no.5

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Panko crusted chicken tenders, and a 10% ABV Porter. I actually think I'm a better

Panko crusted chicken tenders, and a 10% ABV Porter. I actually think I'm a better cook after a few beers.

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Drinking ~58% ABV honey. Decided I needed some kind of solid supper. Button mushroom

Drinking ~58% ABV honey. Decided I needed some kind of solid supper. Button mushroom + wild mushroom pasta, eggs and camembert.

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Here we go

Here we go

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At 12% ABV, this showerbeer requires buoyancy [BP's Coconut Victory at Sea]

At 12% ABV, this showerbeer requires buoyancy [BP's Coconut Victory at Sea]

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Due to rebuilding my knee, drinking some low abv Steigl Grapefruit Radler and sitting

Due to rebuilding my knee, drinking some low abv Steigl Grapefruit Radler and sitting in my shower chair! Surgery won't keep me from enjoying my shower beers! [NSFW]

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My guilty pleasure: strawberry rhubarb ale at 6% abv!

My guilty pleasure: strawberry rhubarb ale at 6% abv!

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Big enough to hold with my knees in the bath, sweet and smooth enough to actually

Big enough to hold with my knees in the bath, sweet and smooth enough to actually fulfill my dream of drinking hands-free [12% abv]

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[NSFW] Got a little tipsy fro[m] this 12.2% ABV Founder's Imperial Red IPA aged in

[NSFW] Got a little tipsy fro[m] this 12.2% ABV Founder's Imperial Red IPA aged in bourbon barrels in the shower.

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Now that’s a big.... bottle of dragon’s milk. At 11% ABV, I will likely be on

Now that’s a big.... bottle of dragon’s milk. At 11% ABV, I will likely be on the floor if I finish it.

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Forgot my cake day! Here's a Belgian [Bouffonne] 9% ABV to celebrate ?

Forgot my cake day! Here's a Belgian [Bouffonne] 9% ABV to celebrate ?

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If nothing else, at least the Ranger never disappoints. 9%abv.

If nothing else, at least the Ranger never disappoints. 9%abv.

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[NSFW] It wasn’t a great day, but at least I can end it with my namesake. I’d

[NSFW] It wasn’t a great day, but at least I can end it with my namesake. I’d buy it again ??‍♀️ Austin Eastciders Watermelon, 5% abv.

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NSFW: Toppling Goliath Twisted Galaxy - Imperial Double IPA 8% ABV : Mighty good

NSFW: Toppling Goliath Twisted Galaxy - Imperial Double IPA 8% ABV : Mighty good Shower Beer. Showcasing the alluring tropical notes of the galaxy hop, twisted galaxy is a juicy double india pale ale that pushes the citrus and pineapple notes of the belov

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Tasty IPA., 7% ABV

Tasty IPA., 7% ABV

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[NSFW] Post-work/pre-rehearsal Lagunitas IPA. 6.9% ABV ☺️

[NSFW] Post-work/pre-rehearsal Lagunitas IPA. 6.9% ABV ☺️

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[NSFW] Leinenkugel’s Vanilla Porter gets my vote ?. 6% abv.

[NSFW] Leinenkugel’s Vanilla Porter gets my vote ?. 6% abv.

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[NSFW] Something new I had the other day; I love it! Perfect for this cold weather

[NSFW] Something new I had the other day; I love it! Perfect for this cold weather ? Rahr and Sons Iron Thistle, 7% abv.

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[NSFW] I got an excellent recommendation from u/whencanimoveagain! Plutonium-239

[NSFW] I got an excellent recommendation from u/whencanimoveagain! Plutonium-239 from Manhattan Project Beer Co., 6.2% abv. Apparently it pairs well with nuts.

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[NSFW] Not my favorite, but it’s better than no beer at all. 903 Beermosa, 6.5%

[NSFW] Not my favorite, but it’s better than no beer at all. 903 Beermosa, 6.5% abv.

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She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s Eastciders Sangria ? it’s just as great

She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s Eastciders Sangria ? it’s just as great as the rest of them. 5% abv.

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[NSFW] I bought the Shiner Cold Front variety pack. Dark Cherry is great! 7% abv.

[NSFW] I bought the Shiner Cold Front variety pack. Dark Cherry is great! 7% abv.

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Imperial Blond Ale is a rare style and very good. Also 10%abv!

Imperial Blond Ale is a rare style and very good. Also 10%abv!

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[NSFW] I’m gonna crank this shower to Mordor temps. Armadillo Ale Works’ Honey

[NSFW] I’m gonna crank this shower to Mordor temps. Armadillo Ale Works’ Honey Please, 5.3% abv.

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[NSFW] I finally got my hands on Black Matter, a coffee stout! Another from Manhattan

[NSFW] I finally got my hands on Black Matter, a coffee stout! Another from Manhattan Project and I love love love it. 12 oz, 8.6% abv.

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[NSFW] A limited run from Lakewood. Double Chocolate Temptress, 9.1% abv. For the

[NSFW] A limited run from Lakewood. Double Chocolate Temptress, 9.1% abv. For the first time in a while, it’s been a good day.

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[NSFW] ? happiness in a can. Best Maid Sour Pickle Beer from Martin House. 4.7% abv.

[NSFW] ? happiness in a can. Best Maid Sour Pickle Beer from Martin House. 4.7% abv.

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[NSFW] Karbach Brewing, Tasty Waves. 4.9% abv. Recycle dammit!

[NSFW] Karbach Brewing, Tasty Waves. 4.9% abv. Recycle dammit!

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[NSFW] Salty Pirate from 3 Nations, 4.7% abv. It tastes a little Captain Crunch-y,

[NSFW] Salty Pirate from 3 Nations, 4.7% abv. It tastes a little Captain Crunch-y, but in a good way.

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[NSFW] El Grito from Four Corners Brewing. Another great one for summer ☀️ 4.4%

[NSFW] El Grito from Four Corners Brewing. Another great one for summer ☀️ 4.4% abv

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Drank a couple of these last night and forgot to post until this morning! VSOP, a

Drank a couple of these last night and forgot to post until this morning! VSOP, a cognac barrel-aged barleywine, clocking in at 11% ABV but so smooth you would never guess!

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[NSFW] Karbach’s Hella Chela, 5% abv. It’s maybe not for me, but I definitely

[NSFW] Karbach’s Hella Chela, 5% abv. It’s maybe not for me, but I definitely don’t hate it.

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Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter from Horny Goat Brewing Co. 6.5% ABV

Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter from Horny Goat Brewing Co. 6.5% ABV

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[NSFW] My day was shit, but Light Circus isn’t. Hazy IPA, 6% abv from Karbach.

[NSFW] My day was shit, but Light Circus isn’t. Hazy IPA, 6% abv from Karbach.

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[NSFW] Always grateful to the Temptress... and friends that can change a flat tire

[NSFW] Always grateful to the Temptress... and friends that can change a flat tire ? 9.1% abv, definitely a favorite.

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It's not a beer, it's not what I'd like, but I just cleaned cat shit out every crevice

It's not a beer, it's not what I'd like, but I just cleaned cat shit out every crevice of my roomba, so it might be what I need (White Claw Tangerine 5% ABV)

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[NSFW] Saint Arnold’s Juicy IPA, 7.1% abv. Not too strong, I’d buy it again!

[NSFW] Saint Arnold’s Juicy IPA, 7.1% abv. Not too strong, I’d buy it again!

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Golden Road Hazy Roller IPA - 6.5 ABV Oh and another nude beach day

Golden Road Hazy Roller IPA - 6.5 ABV Oh and another nude beach day

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[NSFW] I’ve never been more grateful for 10% abv. Manhattan Brewing, Wise Monkeys.

[NSFW] I’ve never been more grateful for 10% abv. Manhattan Brewing, Wise Monkeys.

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[NSFW] Birthday beer from the other day. I really wish I’d bought more than just

[NSFW] Birthday beer from the other day. I really wish I’d bought more than just the one ? 7.2% abv. for a pint. (Technically from CA and VA)

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[NSFW] Karbach’s Hopadillo and a scalding shower to cure the blues. 6.6% abv.,

[NSFW] Karbach’s Hopadillo and a scalding shower to cure the blues. 6.6% abv., recycle dammit!

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[NSFW] Another two-fer, both from Real Ale! Commissar (Russian Imperial Stout) at

[NSFW] Another two-fer, both from Real Ale! Commissar (Russian Imperial Stout) at 9.8% abv and Real Heavy (Scotch Ale) at 9.3% abv.

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[NSFW] This one smelled really weird but tasted great, so all in all I’d buy it

[NSFW] This one smelled really weird but tasted great, so all in all I’d buy it again ? Blood Orange Cranberry from Locust Cider, 6% abv.

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[NSFW] I’m so glad to finally be home WITH ELECTRICITY- what’s better than a

[NSFW] I’m so glad to finally be home WITH ELECTRICITY- what’s better than a welcome-back shower beer?? Sculpin IPA from Ballast Point, 7% abv.

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[NSFW] Hopadillo from Karbach- always a good choice. 6.6% abv.

[NSFW] Hopadillo from Karbach- always a good choice. 6.6% abv.

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Hot shower, kettle sour, soapy and naked. Is there a better way to enjoy Su day afternoon?

Hot shower, kettle sour, soapy and naked. Is there a better way to enjoy Su day afternoon? Meyer Lemon Sherburps, Alvarado Street Brewing, 8%ABV. Cheers, y'all!

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Just got back from an exceptional weekend of climbing in Yosemite! Celebrating with

Just got back from an exceptional weekend of climbing in Yosemite! Celebrating with a showerbeer- Pink Paradise by Original Pattern Brewing, Pink Guava & Pomegranate Kettle Sour 6%abv

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[NSFW] Revolver Blood and Honey, 7% abv. I’m just glad it’s finally the weekeeeeeend

[NSFW] Revolver Blood and Honey, 7% abv. I’m just glad it’s finally the weekeeeeeend ?

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[NSFW] Dogfish Head 90 minute IPA, 9% abv. I’d definitely get this again ☺️

[NSFW] Dogfish Head 90 minute IPA, 9% abv. I’d definitely get this again ☺️

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[NSFW] Sweet n’ Sour Strawberry from Martin House! I’m a little on the fence

[NSFW] Sweet n’ Sour Strawberry from Martin House! I’m a little on the fence about liking it, but this strawberry is too cute! 7% abv.

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Sierra Nevada. They’re kind of a big deal.... 9% abv!

Sierra Nevada. They’re kind of a big deal.... 9% abv!

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[NSFW] I spent all day deep cleaning my apartment, so I think I deserve a couple

[NSFW] I spent all day deep cleaning my apartment, so I think I deserve a couple ? Blackberry and Blood Orange ciders, both 5% abv.

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[NSFW] Highly recommend this sour! Grizzly Snacks from Hopworks. 6% abv.

[NSFW] Highly recommend this sour! Grizzly Snacks from Hopworks. 6% abv.

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