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Because todays the day you fucken die!!!

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I havent posted to /r/no_turn_unstoned in a while but I like the community feel here better!!!

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I decided to say hello to all the fucking trolls!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This has got to be the dumbest fucking question anyone has ever asked me. And on fucking Tinder of all places. Like, do you fucking think before spewing ridiculously cheesy and stupid bull shit at people?

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TO THE POINT WHERE I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HELL FUCKING YEAH WERE ON THE SAME SIDE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WITH THE DEVIL BY MY SIDE!!!!!!!!!

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This sub is not for everyone I post what the fuck I want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IM SO TIRED OF YOU WHINING ABOUT THE CRUST JAKE MY HOUSE MY RULES

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WHEN THE HATERS TRY TO RUN AND HIDE

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YEAH I FUCKIN GRUNT WHEN I GET MY SWELL ON AT THE GYM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm just going to take the butts from ashtrays if i can't? do you want me getting sick?

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I DIDN'T WRITE IT BUT "UNTIL THE END OF TIME" IS SUPPER GOOD!

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I SPEND ALL DAY ON MY GRANDPAS LAPTOP SO I WILL FIND YOUR ASS!!!! (ps the clit on his laptop broke so I need to fix it or figure out how to hook up a mouse to it pls help)

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DOWN WITH THOSE SUICIDAL BUTTMUCHERS AT MEIRL AND JOIN THE SICKEST F'N BROTHERHOOD THAT GOT YOUR BACK MFER!!!!!!!

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FUCK THE GROVENMIT!

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WHNEVER WE PLAY ITS ALWAYS THE FRICK*N SAME!!!!!1!

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YOU SHOULDN'T PUT YOUR COLLECTORS RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WALMART DISPENSER MACHINES IF YOU WANT ME TO HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT

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FOR THE FAMILY

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YEAH YEAH ANIMATICS ARE NICE AND ALL BUT I NEED THE ENTIRE STORY RELATIVELY FR*CKING SOON!

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WHY DID YOU CALL ME A LIAR? NOW GIVE ME THE BARS AND I WILL FORGIVE YOU

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LAST NIGHT I HEADBANGED TO HARD TO SOME GOOD OL NIRVANA AND AVENGED SEVENFOLD!!!! THOSE BANDS ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU SO I WONT REALLY KISS YOU YOU SK*ANK MFERETTE!!?? YOU THINK IM GONNA GIVE UP THE METAL HORNS FOR YOU WELL GUESS WHAT! I BROKE MY SPIN

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A HOMETOWN HERO RUNNING UP THE TRAP!!!! YELAWOLF YOU BETTER WATCH OUT MFER!!!!!

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MY LIFE BELONGS IN THE DARKNESS!!!

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GET GENIUSES AT COCA COLA!!!! YOU EVER HEARD OF SCIENCE?! I CAN'T ENJOY DRINKING ICE YOU DUMBASS IT WON'T CUM OUT OF THE BOTTLE!!!!

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LET IT HAPPEN ONE MORE TIME AND I'M UNLEASHING A HE'LL THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN MFER!!!!

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I AINT FAST BUT I GOT THE FUCKEN STAMINA TO OUTLAST YOUR ASS!!!

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I ROLLED THE DICE AND LOST ADN WAS MINORLY INCONVENIENCED AS A RESULT BECAUSE I FUCKEN HATE TAKING SHOWERS!!!!!

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HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO GET INTO THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT

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[THXGIVING] I DONT WANT THE FOOD TO GO TO WAIST!!!!!

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POPEYE WILL DRINK YOUR ASS UNDER THE TABLE

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FOR REAL STFU THE FUCK UP!!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP BUTTER AND ALSO HAPPY GOD DAMN BIRTHDAY THIS HANDMADE MASTERPEASE IS FOR YOU LIFE IS WAYNE SMOKE BEER

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THIS IS THE TITLE

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SERIOUSLY I'M STARTING TO GET PISSED THE HE'LL OFF

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NO OFFENSE BUT I REALLY DON'T GET HOW PEOPLE CAN SIMPLY STARE INTO THE SUN LIKE THAT

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PASS THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE MFER

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YOU GET THE MOST VITAMINS WHEN YOU EAT THEM RAW, WITHOUT EVERYTHING COOKED OUT. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT.

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ITS THE BEST TEMP

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WHERE'S THE REFERREE THIS IS ABVIOUSLY INTERFERANCE

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I REALLY WANT A KERNAL SANDERS IMPERSONATOR TO SAY “I DO DECLARE... WAR AGAINST r/MEAT_IRELAND” BECAUSE THAT WOULD SPIKE THE WOW FACTOR TO ELEVEN

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SO ARE THE MFERS IN HERE OPEN TO NEW COMRADES OR ARE YOU PUSSIES SCARED OF SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH NEW PEOPLE (NOT THAT ITS BAD OF COURSE, ITS NORMAL TO BE AN INTROVERT)?

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I SPILT MY MFIN SPAGGETTI-OS YESTERDAY AND THIS MORNING I WOKE UP WITH MONEY FROM THE TOOTH FAIRY. IT GETS BETTER GUYS

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YUO CAN STICK YUOR JEEP’S TAILPIPE WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE MFER!!!!!

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT CAN'T SUCK MY DICK, WHAT THE FUCK DID I SPEND $100 FOR THEN??!?!

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