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Whoever pulls it out will be the King of England

Whoever pulls it out will be the King of England

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Fell for the ol' "Wet Nurse Job" on CraigsList scam

Fell for the ol' "Wet Nurse Job" on CraigsList scam

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Not happy with her Comcast installer

Not happy with her Comcast installer

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She's been asleep for almost two hours

She's been asleep for almost two hours

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Damn that's a lot of jizz

Damn that's a lot of jizz

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She only agreed because he said he was James Franco

She only agreed because he said he was James Franco

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I don't care if she is dumber than a bag of hammers, she's welcome in my bed anytime.

I don't care if she is dumber than a bag of hammers, she's welcome in my bed anytime.

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She thinks it makes them poutier

She thinks it makes them poutier

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If I don't do this, my clothes will disintegrate. Trust me.

If I don't do this, my clothes will disintegrate. Trust me.

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I've found a cure: FaceApp

I've found a cure: FaceApp

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No more of this, "Look at this new competition for Lucie" BULLSHIT. --

No more of this, "Look at this new competition for Lucie" BULLSHIT. -- Post Lucie Wilde Only.

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Whose boobs are those? They're yours! Yes they are! YES they ARE! Good girl!

Whose boobs are those? They're yours! Yes they are! YES they ARE! Good girl!

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"I finished cleaning the house, What's next?"

"I finished cleaning the house, What's next?"

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"Do boobs go there?"

"Do boobs go there?"

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In search of her G spot, she discovers her O spot

In search of her G spot, she discovers her O spot

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Somebody told her breaking off her head would fix back problems

Somebody told her breaking off her head would fix back problems

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So you say this is a test for the new underwire bra?

So you say this is a test for the new underwire bra?

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Perfect posture, according to her hetero-path

Perfect posture, according to her hetero-path

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Door to door mammogram

Door to door mammogram

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Apparently Lucie got a new job as an ad model

Apparently Lucie got a new job as an ad model

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Deer in the headlights

Deer in the headlights

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I'm still smoking, but my hypnotist said we need more sessions

I'm still smoking, but my hypnotist said we need more sessions

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As retarded as her outfit, but I'd still fuck the living daylights out of her and

As retarded as her outfit, but I'd still fuck the living daylights out of her and those tits

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"Where is your nose?"

"Where is your nose?"

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She's a modest devil. Firm, but fair.

She's a modest devil. Firm, but fair.

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Who wants fapjacks?

Who wants fapjacks?

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Pretty sure this is how face cream works

Pretty sure this is how face cream works

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Scales of justice say Boob outranks Snatch-grabbery

Scales of justice say Boob outranks Snatch-grabbery

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Not even sure she knows where she is

Not even sure she knows where she is

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Her agent convinced her this was Pokemon Go

Her agent convinced her this was Pokemon Go

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Green is fun. Normally I only see blue balls

Green is fun. Normally I only see blue balls

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So I hold up the house and you push into me to keep it steady?

So I hold up the house and you push into me to keep it steady?

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She refuses to take a bath without her favorite rubber-ducky

She refuses to take a bath without her favorite rubber-ducky

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Drowning in her own sexiness

Drowning in her own sexiness

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Pretty sure this is how sex toys work

Pretty sure this is how sex toys work

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The inner machinations of her mind are an enigma

The inner machinations of her mind are an enigma

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Checking for lumps is part of healthy titties!

Checking for lumps is part of healthy titties!

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Throat mammogram proves inconclusive

Throat mammogram proves inconclusive

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Weight lifting makes spaghetti arms less noodly

Weight lifting makes spaghetti arms less noodly

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Lucie still hasn't figured out how to use Japanese toilets

Lucie still hasn't figured out how to use Japanese toilets

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What are two things you think will make you middle-class?

What are two things you think will make you middle-class?

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This makeup artist will "set" her work by numming the canvis…a num num

This makeup artist will "set" her work by numming the canvis…a num num num!

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She wonders what all the fuss is about

She wonders what all the fuss is about

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I can already taste the three foot dildo, can I take it out now?

I can already taste the three foot dildo, can I take it out now?

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Finally got to live out her lifelong dream of being a hotdog bun

Finally got to live out her lifelong dream of being a hotdog bun

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Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

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Nastatitties

Nastatitties

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It's like she doesn't even know it's in there...

It's like she doesn't even know it's in there...

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Lucie gets a job testing the durability of exercise balls

Lucie gets a job testing the durability of exercise balls

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Hmm

Hmm

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Hmm!

Hmm!

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Feeling It!

Feeling It!

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Gif #1

Gif #1

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Brush Your Teeth

Brush Your Teeth

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Waiting

Waiting

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Play With Her Melons

Play With Her Melons

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