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It's just like playing Operation

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You got a "whale" of a problem

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Achieving inner peace

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Just a little love tap

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Or do?

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Make your asshole burn

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Camera lens probe

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Found at r/Mushroomporn

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Alright, if you can ride this, you are allowed to.

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Use the arrow, not the arrowhead

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Use the shaft not the head

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My ice cube grew an ice penis.

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Putting the Steam in the Shower

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No toilet paper? No problem!

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Just no

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Just...no

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Shamelessly stolen from tiktok. Fight me.

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Internal scrubbing can't be good... Right?

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Multiple "mushrooms"

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Just don't put your dick in the dick.

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Tis a long and curved fish

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Got to eat your veggies

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Can't unsee Can't unread

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The way my hotdog split this morning.

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S T R E T C H

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DilYes maybe lol

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just asking for it

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For the love of all that is holy don’t

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Might be a little... craggily

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Concrete vibrator to release trapped air and free water

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This rough rider

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Saw this in my plants group and couldn’t help but bring it here

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Why it look like that tho ?

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Don't do it.

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Just dont, even if its ribbed for pleasure

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Does my calcite stalagmite count?

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Don’t do it.

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... or do

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Tuberific

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Too many pricks

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Just please don’t do it.

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Please enjoy this absolute UNIT of a carrot that just came in my grocery box (my arm for scale)...

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Gigantic carrots - I named them length and girth

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My dad did something dumb on the tablesaw last week so I made him a Christmas present to remind him of something he always told me

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Magic

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Is it hot or cold? I'm never going to find out

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My mom's cactus be looking like a dildon't

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The teeth... don't do it

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[gourmet] 13.7 gram King Oyster, banana for scale

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